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What was that sarcastic font called again?
Back to the pillows.
They are technically classified as "outdoor pillows", as in, it said so on a bright red tag attached to each one. Leaving Proverbs 31 for a moment, I decided it would be alright to disobey and use them inside. First, I removed the paper "outdoor pillow" tag, then I ripped off the "do not remove upon penalty of death" tag, cause really, I'm so gangsta. Then I removed this label:
Isn't that like labeling something peanut-free and then saying in the fine print do not ingest if you are allergic to nuts?
or like vacationing in an RV with satellite TV, air conditioning, and a dishwasher and calling it camping?
I thought so.